TOM SAID page
Thanks to Andy Spragg these are some of the "Tom Said ...." Swifties
that were put up on the shed in the last umpteen fortnights
Peeps at Eastern Electrickery in Ipswich (anyone remember my sister jbexing there in 1974 ?)
obviously haven't got enough to do, arjer ones were sent by Andrew Pattle from Terry Marquand and Gid Holyoake
ARJEST
740 ) "I've just obhtug Reginald an arj table" said Tom, regrettably..
739 ) "Michael Caine ejaculated on my glasses" said Tom, circumspectly..
738 ) "Some island beat my King" said Tom, cretaceously..
737 ) "We've hidden under all the leftover crops" said Tom gluttonously..
736 ) "He can't count as far as two" said Tom, wonderously..
735 ) "I've left the Corps Diplomatique (WOCAB)" Tom said disconsolately
734 ) "Spring is coming to an end" Tom said summarily
733 ) "Viagra doesn't jbex for me" Tom said willynilly
732 ) "I'm not going to see Simon Rattle" Tom said disconcertedly
731 ) "Gamekeepers get some interesting perks" Tom said Chatterley
730 ) "I'm entering the birdman contest" Tom said momentarily
709 ) "I'm totally adrift" Tom said cantankerously.
710 ) "I've had it up to here with facts and figures" Tom said ecstatically.
711 ) "It tastes quite nice, I suppose" Tom said insipidly.
712 ) "I must have walked every street in Paris" Tom said ruefully.
713 ) "I now have ten false teeth" Tom said tendentiously.
714 ) "I'm in front of Salterton" Tom said Buddleigh.
715 ) "You're all confined to camp!" Tom said barrackingly.
716 ) "Let's sit on those hay things" Tom said balefully.
717 ) "I have quite a collection of dolls" Tom said barbedly.
718 ) "I used to abhor campanology" Tom said belatedly.
719 ) "I bought this at an Arab market" Tom said bizarrely.
720 ) "Please sit down" Tom said charily.
721 ) "Naan is the only accompaniment you can have with your curry" Tom said derisively.
722 ) "How's that for a march-past of bulls!" Tom said paradoxically.
723 ) "I've collected a hat-full of stamps" Tom said, philately.
724 ) "This wigwam is useless" Tom said portentously.
725 ) "This is something I got from Ms Leith's cookery book" Tom said 'prudishly
726 ) "I can't speak, I've run out of lozenges" Tom said tunelessly.
727 ) "I can only weigh things in pounds and ounces" Tom said ungrammatically.
728 ) "I don't have an open fire" Tom said ungratefully.
729 ) "Get me some cereal Tom said" wryly.
265 ) "There's an explosive device on board " said Tom abominably
276 ) "The vet chopped my bollokcs " said Tom abstractedly
453 ) "That's totally irrational " said Tom absurdly
440 ) "Did you take my snooker stick " said Tom accusingly
336 ) "I quite like the Kosovans " said Tom acerbically
348 ) "Oh wow, man. The colours. Hey, you're a mushroom, man! " said Tom acidly
108 ) "There's a skip outside next door " said Tom acquisitively
396 ) "Put some dry white German wine in, " said Tom adhoc
328 ) "I don't feel well going to sea " said Tom adnauseam
436 ) "The girl had just reached puberty " said Tom adventitiously
100 ) "I've just upgraded my radio with a poetry receiver, " said Tom adversarially
599 ) "I've just got a new accessory for my jbexbench" said Tom advisedly
49 ) "I hope this parachute works " said Tom airily
27 ) "Take this gun, Albert, " said Tom alarmingly
148 ) "I taught music to the Vice President, " said Tom algorithmically
392 ) "It's a filter for the toilet, " said Tom allusively
235 ) "It's OK, I'm permitted to do this, " said Tom aloud
52 ) "Where do I go from here? " said Tom amazed
193 ) "I'm large " said Tom ambiguously
432 ) "I haven't written a line of verse for weeks " said Tom amusingly
311 ) "Ann is showing an increased tendency to inconsistent form in the potty-wanging event " said Tom anthropomorphically
272 ) "The performer shouldn't scale the cliff " said Tom anticlimactically
421 ) "Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, huit, neuf, dix " said Tom antiseptically
84 ) "I see you're writing a letter to the Corinthians " said Tom appallingly
635 ) "This can't be for real" said Tom apparently
640 ) "I'm going to be a daddy" said Tom apparently
39 ) "listen to this bell " said Tom appealingly
133 ) "I've just been promoted from Deacon " said Tom archly
213 ) "Anything you say may be taken down... " said Tom arrestingly
604 ) "Quentin is going on about the Hairy Arsed Men again" said Tom artificially
604a ) "Arbut, inna very real sense it self-mocks vis-a-vis the contrivance of which you speak, which is the essence of the dichotomy of its humourous content, innit." said Andy not unexpectedly.
604b ) "That's a load of ablls, coj" Tom cursed cursed roundly
426 ) "The monks live solitary lives and drink nothing but vinegar " said Tom ascetically
175 ) "My loft is full of fallen leaves, " said Tom automatically
441 ) "I bought some new carpets for the car " said Tom automatically
405 ) "Till death us do part " said Tom avowedly
116 ) "My first name is Bob " said Tom avuncularly
602 ) "I've been eating cinnabar" said Tom awfully
55 ) "I tripped over again " said Tom awkwardly
374 ) "Sex in Australia is not all it's cracked up to be " said Tom baashfully
53 ) "A gottle of geer " said Tom badly
32 ) "My hair's all gone " said Tom baldly
196 ) "I've chucked most of the water overboard " said Tom balefully
236 ) "You need to hammer it completely flat, like this " said Tom bashfully
231 ) "10 PRINT 'HELLO WORLD' : GOTO 10 " said Tom basically
22 ) "I've always hated Beatrix " said Tom begrudgingly
36 ) "This passageway is enormous! " said Tom beguilingly
30 ) "Ugger it! B, " said Tom belatedly
115 ) "Tempus fugit " said Tom belatedly
461 ) "I'll get me own coat " said Tom believingly
80 ) "I'm not eight anymore, it's my birthday " said Tom benignly
574 ) "The ladies go for my big car yet I still need viagra " Tom said Bentley
449 ) "I wish I could swim better underwater " said Tom bewailingly
591 ) "She weighs the same as a duck" said Tom bewitchingly
313 ) "I have to resort to the services of a prostitute " said Tom bisexually
498 ) "Another beer? " said Tom bitterly
499 ) "I'll have a rum and water, please " said Jerry groggily
17 ) "I rubbed out the grafitti " said Tom blankly
365 ) "I suppose a screw is out of the question " said Tom blankly
670 ) "I can't do these *Tom* thingies " said Baz blondely. [ARJ]
605 ) "My name's Johnson…" said Tom bloody stupidly
67 ) "For all the effort that's gone into it, this joke still isn't cutting it " said Tom bluntly
138 ) "I've lost my competitive edge " said Tom bluntly
169 ) "It's the best way to emphasize the written word, " said Tom boldly
585 ) "Why aren't they cheering?" said Tom boozily
79 ) "The drill's nearly through " said Tom boringly
508 ) "So am I " said Jerry bouyantly
417 ) "I've put some money in the building society " said Tom Bradford and Bingley
28 ) "I've repaired the copper kettle, " said Tom brazenly
270 ) "I'm very keen on French cheese, mind " said Tom breezily
581 ) "I do wear underpants" said Tom briefly
577 ) "I do wear underpants " said Tom briefly
581a ) "Pants" said Tom briefly
581b ) "Y" Tom panted briefly
2 ) "I'll just turn up the lighting " said Tom brightly
502 ) "I've just been to Sellafield and I glow " said Tom brightly
503 ) "I went last week and it's wearing off now " said Jerry faintly
691 ) "I comes from Norfolk" said Tom, broadly. [ARJ]
174 ) "I've watched a Kung Fu film " said Tom Bruce Lee
428 ) "Do you like my aftershave " said Tom brutally
287 ) "I've got tons of stones in my kidneys " said Tom calculatingly
129 ) "Useless! The armour's so thin it's almost flexible, " said Tom cantankerously
694 ) "I've taught my car some basic skiing moves" said Tom, capriciously. [ARJ]
319 ) "Look, I've plotted out the automobile production figures" said Tom cartographically
14 ) "I'll put on my pyjamas and slippers " said Tom casually
145 ) "I've had a bad accident and must go to hospital" said Tom casualty
177 ) "Here puss, have some Andrews liver salts, " said Tom catatonically
88 ) "I'll look after the Vice President's pussy " said Tom categorically
25 ) "That Tigger next door is effeminate " said Tom cattily
229 ) "Writhe as I torture you with this feather! " said Tom caustically
511 ) "Gargling with sodium hydoxide made my throat sore " said Tom caustically
557 ) "My other car is a Jaguar " said Tom caustically
512 ) "Then neutralise it with sulphuric acid " said Jerry vitriolically
557a ) "Shirley you mean 'fleetingly' " said Jill
557b ) "I could of done, but no, I meant caustically" " said Tom car stickerly
519 ) "I don't like dips " said Tom celery
519a ) "Except skinny ones " said Tom nobly
455 ) "I know 'Lace' was a best-seller " said Tom Chantilly
456 ) "What's a shift-stick ? " said Tom charismatically
338 ) "I've knocked my tea over " said Tom charitably
531 ) "Vampire ! " said Tom Christopherly
307 ) "Let's have a look at that moyle's handiwork " said Tom circumspectly
309 ) "It retains large objects whilst letting small ones through, " said Tom civilly
298 ) "15lb of quality chub with a decent barbel and a few bits " said Tom coarsely
510 ) "Tom is right to be modest" said Jerry cockily
34 ) "Put the heating on... " said Tom coldly
51 ) "I don't like ice cream " said Tom coldly
35 ) "...and the lights" said Tom darkly
83 ) "Thanks for picking me up " said Tom collectedly
334 ) "Pick up your bleedin coat on the way out, Joseph " said Tom colourfully
672 ) "What an unexciting website" Tom .complained [ARJ]
384 ) "All our computer software is legal, " said Tom complicitly
86 ) "I'm closing down the Grammar School " said Tom comprehensively
671 ) "I really must send that Email" said Tom, compromisingly [ARJ]
624 ) "I've just pulled a fast one on a dried grape" said Tom concurrently
359 ) "Are all you sky-divers crooks and villains? " said Tom condescendingly
459 ) "Girl who sit on jockey's lap gets hot tip " said Tom confusingly
234 ) "I fooled Sequent into supplying three new discs " said Tom consequently
451 ) "Mortgages might get more expensive " said Tom considerately
567 ) "I'm all for hfvat a pattern " Tom contemplated
278 ) "That new locum's a dish " said Tom contemplatively
273 ) "I think you're a stupid arseole " said Tom's vet contemporaneously
61 ) "I'll bring my wig wam " said Tom contentedly
368 ) "I was in the rebel navy " said Tom contrapuntally
295 ) "That Trevor Nunn plays cards strictly according to Hoyle " said Tom conventionally
101 ) "I spent my time in prison learning to write haiku, " said Tom conversationally
54 ) "I've been to Bejams " said Tom coolly
573 ) "I have devoured all the male birds " Tom said coquettishly
258 ) "Orange squash for me please " said Tom cordially
645 ) "The middle of this apple is no good at all" said Tom correctly
112 ) "My best friend is a burglar " Tom corroborated
439 ) "I do like a nice hot cup of tea " said Tom cosily
150 ) "I was graded C3 at my army medical " Tom coughed
296 ) "They're a great addition to the garden, " said Tom coyly
358 ) "This itching is driving me mad! " said Tom crabbily
454 ) "It might look alright on paper " said Tom craftily
494 ) "I've been promoted to Captain " said Tom craftily
495 ) "And I've been made Admiral " said Jerry fleetingly
91 ) "We're having the front garden paved " said Tom crazily
442 ) "I wouldn't put all that plutonium in one bag if I were you " said Tom critically
274 ) "I think my pacemaker's just stopped, " Tom croaked
415 ) "Don't talk to me about Chinese women " said Tom crossly
597 ) "I work in a oil refinery" said Tom crudely
618 ) "I touched up Mavis in the graveyard" said Tom crypticallly
105 ) "Srpx bss " said Tom cryptically
408 ) "Mmmmm, cheese triangles, my favourite... " said Tom Dairylea
191 ) "We've eleven men and true from Denmark " said Tom dangerously
117 ) "Dat der's my cabin " said Tom darkly
650 ) "I've been jilted!" said Tom debidingly
199 ) "I've only got ten teeth " said Tom decadently
341 ) "There's more than one way to skin a cat " said Tom deferentially
534 ) "FE,--,FO,FUM " said Tom defiantly
214 ) "I'm going to return you to your oppressors " said Tom deliberately
631 ) "I've taken away his freedom" said Tom deliberately
82 ) "Who'se pinched my matches? " said Tom delightedly
707 ) "I guvax a fuse has blown" said Tom, delightedly. [ARJ]
219 ) "They've taken my surname away, " said Tom demonically
300 ) "St George killed the dragon " said Tom demonstrably
104 ) "I've just been let out of Dartmoor " said Tom demurely
689 ) "I got rid of Frank" said Tom, demurely. [ARJ]
182 ) "I pushed the button on the keyboard between the s and the f " said Tom depressed
26 ) "Where's me knackers gone? " said Tom despairingly
589 ) "The italian died" said Tom despicably
68 ) "I rescued a termite from a lake, " said Tom despondently
600 ) "I've just thrown Mr. Lynam in the water" said Tom despondently
542 ) "You'd better give cojones a ring " said Tom diabolically
546 ) "I'm the King of the Castle " said Tom dictatorially
625 ) "I can really groove to that one, man" said Tom digitally
238 ) "Give me the gun, " said Tom disarmingly
339 ) "I'd like to learn short-hand typing " said Tom disarmingly
664 ) "I'm bust" Tom discarded [ARJ]
666 ) "...38D added" Tom brazenly [ARJ]
668 ) " 32A" said Michael Flatly. [ARJ]
476 ) "For calling my character into question, a plague on your dynasty, Sir! May your crops wither, your testicles atrophy and your children have several legs " said Tom discursively
69 ) "I washed my whites as clean as new, " said Tom disdainfully
329 ) "Anyway, what's the Queen got to do with the C of E ? " said Tom disestablishmentarianismly
90 ) "Bishop, you're fired ! " said Tom disgracefully
62 ) "I've had to remove the pig's voice box " said Tom disgruntledly
590 ) "Have you snegged" asked Tom disgustedly
323 ) "Be careful - that chair's broken " said Tom disjointedly
347 ) "I can't see what was wrong with good old Pounds, Shillings and Pence " said Tom dismally
167 ) "I don't think I'm ever going to grow old, " said Tom disparagingly
479 ) "Sex? I'd rather have a nice cup of tea " said Tom dispassionately
569 ) "That Sylvia's been at my drinks cupboard ! " said Tom dispiritedly
569a ) "But now she's rum away, and I'm going to report her " said Tom gingerly
63 ) "I'm over here " said Tom distantly
215 ) "My French auntie just died " said Tom distantly
75 ) "They've taken my land " said Tom distractedly
240 ) "I enjoy cutting hair, " said Tom distressingly
619 ) "The wife's ashes are on the mantelpiece" said Tom diurnally
620 ) "The wife's ashes are on the mantelpiece" Said Prince Charles shirley
361 ) "I constantly imagine myself as Her Majesty's most loyal servant " said Tom dizzily
362 ) "'I can play the trumpet,' " said Tom dizzily
369 ) "What is this missionary position ? " said Tom doggedly
543 ) "Just shut up and turn over " said Tom doggedly
124 ) "_I_ designed K9 for Dr Who, " said Tom dogmatically
210 ) "I've a measure of spirits hidden in the eaves " said Tom dramatically
216 ) "My hair resembles ropes " said Tom dreadfully
656 ) "Lots of people perished in Vietnam" said Tom dynamically
680 ) "Is that Mr. Borgnine?" Tom said earnestly. [ARJ]
94 ) "Now start moving about " said Tom ecstatically
305 ) "Faceless advocates of the single European currency " said Tom ecumenically
667 ) "I think that a common €urop€an currency is inevitable" said Tom, ecumenically. [ARJ]
586 ) "My hearing is fine" said Tom eerily
70 ) "My radio tuner only gets VHF, " said Tom effeminately
4 ) "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes " Tom ejaculated
107 ) "I had a fantastic dream last night " Tom ejaculated
638 ) "I feel better after that" said Tom ejaculated
246 ) "Ms Jones for Prime Minister " said Tom electrically
20 ) "You're obese Emma!" said Tom emphatically
65 ) "I've just killed my dear wife " said Tom endearingly
450 ) "That Hayes diet is rcpa " Tom enlarged emphatically
463 ) "WossatmeanthenJon ? " said Tom enquiring minds and all thatly
445 ) "Can one press flowers between sheets of paper? " said Tom enquiringly
350 ) "I'll just jemmy open the door and go in " said Tom enterprisingly
529 ) "And the door as well " said Tom entrancingly
566 ) "I'll be going to the masked ball " Tom envisaged
485 ) "It's a game of two halves " said Tom equi-probably
279 ) "They test these food additives on laboratory animals " said Tom erratically
267 ) "I spelt it bad," added Tom erroneously
225 ) "Young people today, they all think they're psychic, " said Tom euphemistically
406 ) "2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate? " said Tom evenly
11 ) "I've given up drama " said Tom exactly
223 ) "You can stop hoovering the patient's mouth now, nurse, " said Tom exasperatingly
230 ) "I used to tell people I did that" said Tom exclaimed
649 ) "Mine's been cored" said Tom excoriatingly
448 ) "My doctor diagnosed me as having M.P.D. " said Tom existentially
517 ) "There's a smell of H2S in the larder " said Tom existentially
47 ) "I've put on weight " said Tom expansively
475 ) "I don't wear knickers any more " said Tom expansively
9 ) "We're having a baby " said Tom expectantly
226 ) "My chest is rather flabby these days, " said Tom expectantly
447 ) "I'm not thinking about this any longer " said Tom expensively
13 ) "I've fixed the leak " said Tom's plumber expertly
1 ) "I was rich once" Tom expounded
256 ) "I always use Clearasil these days, " said Tom exquisitely
343 ) "I'm in a better mood since I started using that Anusol© , " said Tom extemporaneously
524 ) "I've just killed that bloody seabird " said Tom externally
304 ) "The brook has dried up now " said Tom extremely
460 ) "I don't think you can lick it " said Tom fallaciously
702 ) "I couldn't stoop that low" said Tom fallaciously. [ARJ]
224 ) "I'm in love with my loft" said Tom fanatically
594 ) "I have an unusual name " said Tom Fazackerly
427 ) "I'm from Liverpool " said Tom Fazakerley
549 ) "Issat a Christmas tree up your bum ? " said Tom fervently
550 ) "And it doesn't make you look like an angel either " said Tom analogically
16 ) "I threw a stick for your dog " said Tom fetchingly
351 ) "Fe fo fum fi the giant " said Tom fiendishly
29 ) "By my calculations " said Tom figuratively
50 ) "I'll just close the shed door " said Tom finally
239 ) "I'm installing Geraldine's kitchen, " said Tom fittingly
611 ) "Well *yawn* I've always *yawn* supported the Reds" said Tom flaggingly
56 ) "I hate their banner " said Tom flagrantly
471 ) "I'm going to skin my grandmother alive " said Tom flagrantly
639 ) "How does that measure up, missus?" said Tom flashily
527 ) "I'll air my clothes in there" said Tom Flatley
33 ) "I had an accident with a steamroller " said Tom flatly
180 ) "I can't sing the high notes " said Tom flatly
310 ) "He's Lord of the Dance " said Tom flatly
144 ) "I borrowed your apartment " said Tom flatulently
206 ) "I'm gathering all the ships " said Tom fleetingly
582 ) "Perhaps one of the other Jaguar cars was fleetingly then" added Tom fleetingly
153 ) "I'll twang the branch with all the insects on it " said Tom flippantly
551 ) "I like messing about " said Tom foolery
294 ) "Did I really say that ? " said Tom forgetfully
615 ) "Harvey Oswald did it" said Tom forgetfully
31 ) "I bought it for Lorna, " said Tom forlornly
207 ) "I correctly answered question four " said Tom forthrightly
186 ) "I did it twice last night and another twice this morning " said Tom fortuitously
18 ) "I've still got loads of French money " said Tom frankly
126 ) "I eat frogs legs and smell of garlic, " said Tom frankly
523 ) "Seabird if you can guess what I am now? A zit " said Tom fraternally
111 ) "I'm learning the violin " said Tom fretfully
342 ) "Good evening, and welcome " said Tom frostily
646 ) "I've just flung a cuppa at someone" said Tom fruitily
614 ) "Ivan apple" said Tom fruitly
247 ) "More money for research into psychiatric disorders " said Tom fundamentally
357 ) "I shoulda been a contender for the Scrabble Championship!" cried Tom futilely
142 ) "Have you met my new boyfriend ?" asked Tom gaily
548 ) "Damn! This bra is too tight! " said Tom gaily
228 ) "Let me amplify that, " said Tom gainfully
299 ) "Two brace of rainbows " said Tom gamely
46 ) "I could do with a fag " Tom gasped
316 ) "If your first wish is always for three more wishes, you'll never run out " said Tom genealogically
113 ) "Maggots make the best bait " said Tom gently
125 ) "I always hang my towel over my preferred deckchair, " said Tom germanely
700 ) "Don't make fun of cojones" Tom gesticulated. [ARJ]
190 ) "I sound like the singer out of Rush " said Tom giddily
15 ) "I hate Chris Evans " said Tom gingerly
706 ) "I like to use plenty of spices in my cookery" said Tom, gingerly. [ARJ]
382 ) "Hello Eth " said Tom glumly
629 ) "Oooh Eth…" said Ron glumly
696 ) "I'm a member of 10CC" said Tom, Godley. [ARJ]
655 ) "I love playing cricket" said Tom googly
352 ) "The Archers used to be better " said Tom gracelessly
139 ) "I'm not what you'd call upright " said Tom grandly
492 ) "Try plotting x-squared against time " said Tom graphically
97 ) "We had a real coal fire last night " said Tom gratefully
140 ) "I can't fit any more coal on this fire " said Tom gratefully
209 ) "six feet under " said Tom gravely
603 ) "I yuster play fer Leeds"" said Tom grievously, bodily, and harmfully...
8 ) "We like fairy tales " said Tom's brothers grimly
78 ) "I'm holding on " said Tom grippingly
363 ) "'I've been to Gormenghast,' " said Tom Groaningly
211 ) "Twelve dozen " said Tom grossly
89 ) "Let me put on these false eyebrows, glasses, moustache, walk about smoking a cigar and tell jokes " said Tom grouchily
559 ) "I'll get you for this" " said Tom grudgingly
163 ) "_Three_ billygoats?, " said Tom gruffly
474 ) "Look at those 3 billy goats, they're all different sizes " said Tom gruffly
3 ) "I stood and watched " said Tom guardedly
151 ) "They look after me very well " said Tom guardedly
195 ) "Check out my gold lame suit " said Tom guiltily
489 ) "Oh dear - I've just developed a hernia " said Tom gut-bustingly
345 ) "I've just been wallpapering the hall through the letterbox " said Tom gynaecologically
60 ) "I need a bypass operation " said Tom half-heartedly
172 ) "I'll carry the bacon " said Tom hamfistedly
322 ) "Hi Snow white ! " said Tom happily grumpily sneezily bashfully sleepily dopily doctorally
385 ) "I'm raking this field, " said Tom harrowingly
654 ) "That prostitute has a storm lamp in her window" said Tom haughtily
572 ) "I hate cricket " said Tom Headingley
536 ) "You know the trouble with beards, don't you? " said Tom heretically
42 ) "It's Mr. Heseltine's French auntie " said Tom hesitantly
353 ) "Stick 'em up " said Tom highhandedly
661 ) "I'm writing a book about old small things" said Tom, histrionically. [ARJ]
330 ) "No, you fecking can't borrow my grey mare, all along out along down along lea " said Tom hoarsely
212 ) "They removed most of my insides " said Tom hollowly
98 ) "I've been to church " said Tom hopefully
179 ) "I reckon everyone who goes to a pop concert is a moron " said Tom horticulturally
44 ) "I'll blow your house down " said Tom huffily
496 ) "Anyone for draughts? " said Tom huffily
497 ) "No, I'm off to the races " said Jerry hoarsely
688 ) "I don't know the words to that" said Tom, humbly. [ARJ]
266 ) "More power to your elbow " said Tom humourously
178 ) "Oh yum, barbequed German for dinner, " said Tom hungrily
401 ) "I'm a superman " said Tom hyperbolically
683 ) "My nuts are wired" said Tom, hyperbolically. [ARJ]
271 ) "Water horses aren't very good " said Tom hypocritically
119 ) "TANBH " Tom hypothesised
96 ) "Look, there's Lee, my brother " said Tom icily
284 ) "This is a good Kung-Fu film " said Tom icily
535 ) "There appears to be a rodent in your washbasin Mr Amin " said Tom idiosyncratically
354 ) "I'm President Amin's ear specialist " said Tom idiotically
697 ) "Well ubggre me" said Tom, ill-advisedly. [ARJ]
337 ) "I nearly lost my voice " said Tom immutably
435 ) "Beware of the parrot, it bites " said Tom impecuniously
472 ) "Pass me a mint " said Tom imperially
621 ) "Don't suppose I'll ever be the Pope" said Tom impiously
127 ) "I an' I smoke ganja, raasclaat, " said Tom in a niggardly tone of voice
558 ) "Hey, are there insects in my BA? " said Tom in anticipation
398 ) "Hic...don't shay a word to the bartender, but my gee-gee jusht drained hish shump " said Tom inauspiciously
166 ) "I'm going to shoot Niagara Falls in a tin barrel, " said Tom incandescently
606 ) "...so call don't me Brown" said Tom incapably
413 ) "The laser in my CD player is ubggrede " said Tom incoherently
571 ) "The acoustics are good in the ruins though " said Tom incoherently
665 ) "I need these explaining to me", said Tom incomprehendingly. [ARJ]
282 ) "What's a prostrate ? " said Tom incontinently
560 ) "I'm giving a speech in Brussels " babbled Tom incontinently
570 ) "Those are the ruins of an ancient south-american civilisation " said Tom incorrectly
443 ) "Today we'll play the 4-2-4 formation and I'll play in the back row " said Tom indefensibly
375 ) "I'm an experienced swimmer " said Tom independently
493 ) "Let's try another pub tonight " said Tom indifferently
269 ) "I can't do just one on its own" said Tom indiscretely
291 ) "We're on strike " said Tom indisputably
677 ) "I'll be unemployed for Lent" said Tom. indolently. [ARJ]
518 ) "In the book 2001 the stargate is in orbit around Saturn " said Tom indubitably
623 ) "I seem to be stuck between the keys of E and G" said Tom ineffably
418 ) "By George, I've got it!" laughed Tom infectiously
414 ) "I think that viagra dose was too strong " said Tom inflexibly
197 ) "It was Toxteth O'Grady, officer " said Tom informatively
85 ) "I've fallen in le water " said Tom insanely
198 ) "I keep my credit card details with Hotmail " said Tom insecurely
592 ) "None of those 4 couples are married yet they live together" said Tom insinuatingly
356 ) "May I try those orthotics in my X-trainers?" asked Tom insolently
433 ) "We are sailing from Southampton, " said Tom insolently
431 ) "I lost all my money speculating in turps " said Tom insolvently
208 ) "Here's your coffee, I'm afraid we're out of filter " said Tom instantly
12 ) "We've got a skunk in the house " said Tom instinctly
473 ) "I can't find that bit about the meek inheriting the earth " said Tom insurmountably
123 ) "Let me tell you about the CPU inside my PC, " said Tom intellectually
237 ) "I'm staying in this teepee " said Tom intently
407 ) "If all the dead thespians were alive now, they'd be turning in their graves " said Tom interactively
515 ) "I've just been eaten by a bird " said Tom internally
121 ) "I've got to ohl a arj cvff-cbg " Tom interposed
340 ) "That's like falling between two stools " said Tom interposed
335 ) "I'm afraid that's too tight for me " said Tom intolerantly
255 ) "I've installed an ingress flap for my pussy " said Tom intricately
275 ) "I'm doing it now " said Tom intuitively
430 ) "I taped a film about a chap caught between a rock and a hard place " said Tom invideously
612 ) "Well I've always supported the Reds" said Tom Ivanly
530 ) "Psycho ! " said Tom Janetly
260 ) "I always like to spend Christmas in Scotland " said Tom jocularly
434 ) "...so Joseph was made Pharoah. " said Tom jokingly
540 ) "You are insane M'lud " said Tom judgementally
45 ) "I've passed my exams " said Tom knowingly
155 ) "I'm just having the baby now " said Tom's wife laboriously
165 ) "I've only got buttercups in my lawn, " said Tom lackadaisically
355 ) "I mend roads in South West California " said Tom laconically
584 ) "Why is this network so slow?" said Tom laggardly
141 ) "You can't park there, it's for the disabled members of the upper house " said Tom laudably
464 ) "That Rosie was a bit of a goer " said Tom Laurie Lee
478 ) "I just decorated the loo with shagpile carpet, velvet curtains and a mahogany seat " said Tom lavishly
243 ) "I can't be bothered with the lead oxide " said Tom lethargically
469 ) "And that's the last word in my OED " said Tom lexically
5 ) "I'm sure it was stiff " said Tom limply
429 ) "I think I've sprained my ankle " said Tom limply
137 ) "I've lost the bit of paper with all the names on it " said Tom listlessly
297 ) "Don't throw rubbish around " said Tom literally
306 ) "I drummed on a tree as part of my Iron John weekend " said Tom logarithmically
176 ) "I'm a Mason, " said Tom logically
561 ) "I thimk I'll join the Masons " said Tom logically
687 ) "I've got a middling sized bit of tree here" said Tom, logistically. [ARJ]
109 ) "I just wish mine was bigger " said Tom longingly
81 ) "My grandmother's in the Motorcycle Action Group " said Tom magnanimously
532 ) "Rebecca ! " said Tom Manderly
122 ) "I'm a hereditary member of the Tynwald " said Tom manfully
610 ) "Well I've always supported the Reds" said Tom marxedly
522 ) "Crude oil really takes the sheen off seabird's feathers " said Tom maternally
513 ) "Well, that's the end of that game of chess " said Tom matily
514 ) "I would have conceded defeat anyway" said Jerry resignedly
253 ) "I was the lead singer with Ultravox " said Tom maturely
254 ) "No you weren't, that was John Foxx, " said Tom prematurely
93 ) "I think we are going to inherit the earth " said Tom meekly
315 ) "There's nothing like an Irish whiskey when you're up in the loft " said Tom melodramatically
257 ) "I bumped into a right smartarse the other day, " said Tom metallically
308 ) "If we got hit by a shooting star it would be pretty devastating " said Tom meteorologically
647 ) "Don't act-out in here" said Tom methodically
609 ) "I'm a Trappist monk" tom mimed
595 ) "It's about time I shut down my pc and went to bed" said Tom mindfully
261 ) "It's still the best board game ever invented " said Tom Monopoly
381 ) "There's only one string on my guitar " said Tom monotonously
663 ) "That Ms D. Keen" is a right cow." said Tom, moodily. [ARJ]
154 ) "I haven't purchased sufficient from this auction yet " said Tom morbidly
391 ) "Any advance on one? Do I hear two? Yes, two pounds, " said Tom morbidly
708 ) "I'm going to plant a few extra shrubs in the garden" said Tom, morosely [ARJ]
554 ) "The doctor can't see you until this afternoon" " said Tom mournfully
286 ) "There's a new Swansea by-pass, " Tom mumbled
366 ) "Where did all these feckin Indians come from ? " said Tom narrowly
262 ) "You know, Mexican crispy things with salsa and melted cheese, " said Tom naturally
7 ) "The needle has reached zero " said Tom naughtily
634 ) "That was a close thing" said Tom nearly
192 ) "No water " said Tom neatly
204 ) "Oops, hang on, no, it's the cathode " said Tom negatively
92 ) "I can stand upright " said Tom normally
360 ) "Be a bit cautious when you eat the Tournedos Rossini, " said Tom obscurely
268 ) "On the other side of the coin, Miss Spellin can give rise to malapropism" Tom obversed, erogenously
333 ) "There's nothing like the real thing " said Tom off-handedly
607 ) "Fishing quotas are down again" said Tom 0fficially
608 ) "I'm a Trappist monk…" said Tom oh buggre
173 ) "That Italian pet has ruined the rug with its urine " said Tom onomatopoeically
636 ) "I ohl spirits in the pub" said Tom optically
425 ) "A cateract is a disease of the eye in which the lens becomes clouded " said Tom optimistically
477 ) "One of these days my glasses won't steam up when I go inside on a cold day " said Tom optimistically
684 ) "I need my eyes tested" said Tom optomistically [ARJ]
184 ) "I can't get any more glass in the window " said Tom painfully
400 ) "I'm a man " said Tom parabolically
653 ) "The military are invading the port" said Tom paradoxically
626 ) "This Zoroastrian priest complains a lot" said Tom parsimoniously
521 ) "This sea bird is surprisingly tame " said Tom paternally
37 ) "Will it hurt, doctor? " said Tom patiently
377 ) "I love the Irish " said Tom patriotically
378 ) "Are you taking the Mick " said Pat riotously
379 ) "Of course he isn't. I'm not going anywhere" said Mick fixedly
437 ) "I'll have fish, chips and peas, without the chips " said Tom peevishly
698 ) "I like the old classics" said Tom, Peggy Lee. [ARJ]
263 ) "100 nights under canvas for just £1 " said Tom penitently
259 ) "Money, it's a hit, don't give me that do goody-good bullshit, sang " said Tom pensively
630 ) "I think this cat's throat has had it" said Tom perfectly
280 ) "I hate those Brits " Tom dit perfidiously
281 ) "I've got queer faeries in my garden " said Tom periodically
303 ) "Ohhh, WHY can't we have my favourite drink, sparkling pear wine? " said Tom peripatetically
383 ) "I'm styling a first-year's hair, " said Tom permanently
404 ) "I just slit my cat's throat " said Tom perseveratively
227 ) "I'm going to charge all you lodgers individually, " said Tom pertinently
41 ) "I wandered lonely as a cloud " said Tom perversely
314 ) "My favourite poem is Rum Tum Tugger " said Tom perversely
245 ) "Welcome home, " said Tom PetersandLee
580 ) "I reely hope you don't disappear, Martin, but come up with some mystical solution " said Tom pharmaceutically
249 ) "Half a bee... " said Tom philosophically
250 ) "Must ipso facto half not be..., " said Tom continually
251 ) "...I love him... " said Tom carnally
252 ) "...semi-carnally, " said Tom finally
470 ) "I like these pickled vegetables " said Tom picalilli
40 ) "Just the thing for a cheese salad sandwich " said Tom pickily
135 ) "I peel oranges with my teeth " said Tom pithily
466 ) "I'se recked " said Tom pithily
386 ) "A shame there's no more room, " said Tom pitifully
189 ) "I just like hanging about at airports " said Tom plainly
674 ) "I'm making a new map" said Tom, plangently. [ARJ]
500 ) "I've read the Complete Works of Shakespeare " said Tom playfully
501 ) "So have I " said Jerry wilfully
465 ) "It takes all sorts " said Tom pleomorphically
136 ) "Why are you pointing at me? " said Tom pointedly
633 ) "Look, there's Amynthas!" said Tom pointedly
120 ) "What's that white smoke for? " Tom pontificated
673 ) " Well, I always did think I was infallible" Tom pontificated. [ARJ]
203 ) "I've got my finger on the anode " said Tom positively
622 ) "Bonjour tristesse" said Tom post-coitally
331 ) "I hated my bloody schooldays " said Tom post-graduately
146 ) "I've eaten my Lebanese starter " said Tom posthumously
57 ) "I like DIY " said Tom practically
77 ) "I've an east German camera " said Tom practically
402 ) "I knew someone would come up with this one eventually " said Tom precognitively
293 ) "Of course I love you " said Tom pre-coitally
324 ) "Ipswich Town will win on Saturday and stay top of Division One " said Tom predictably
325 ) "Norwich City will lose on Saturday and stay bottom of Division One" said Tom lesspredictably
326 ) "No they won't, it's bin postponed " said Tom retrospectively
327 ) "I didn't say which Saturday " said Tom timelessly
487 ) "I'm into preposition-based Swifties as a new sub-genre at the moment " said Tom prefixedly
538 ) "I am about to throw my false leg away " said Tom preliminarily
516 ) "There are four boys called Harold in my street and they live at numbers 3,5,7 and 11 " said Tom primarily
516a ) "That's right, next door to Lee at number 13 " said Tom unluckily
484 ) "Something for the weekend, Sir ? " said Tom prophylactically
676 ) "Its a good living being a pimp" said Tom, proportionately [ARJ]
659 ) "This island is rich and I'm making it mine" said Tom prosperously
194 ) "I was knocked aside by the front of the boat " said Tom proudly
202 ) "A stitch in time saves nine " said Tom proverbially
598 ) "I'm an insurance broker" said Tom prudently
143 ) "Anarchy in the UK ! " said Tom punctually
71 ) "It was a shame to eat the cat but I can't eat any more, " said Tom purposefully
76 ) "The cat has a rectal orifice disorder " said Tom pusillanimously
627 ) "Watch this sick cat move" said Tom pusillanimously
134 ) "I'll carry these arrows " said Tom quarrelsomely
364 ) "'Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum,' " said Tom quaveringly
43 ) "The throttle's jammed open! " said Tom quickly
637 ) "I've damaged my fingernail" said Tom quickly
690 ) "My arrow holder makes a tinkling sound" said Tom, quiveringly. [ARJ]
488 ) "Why are you asking me all these questions? " said Tom quizzically
346 ) "Be careful...those joints are weak" coughed Tom rackingly
218 ) "There's only one way to do circular measure, " said Tom radiantly
389 ) "Insects can climb up this, " said Tom rampantly
387 ) "I kept quiet and legged it, " said Tom randomly
642 ) "I've got to do that scene again" said Tom reactively
395 ) "Nice arse, " said Tom reappraisingly
48 ) "I won't be in today, I'm ill " said Tom reasonably
394 ) "Propping up the back end, " said Tom reassuringly
583 ) "Bugger. Bugger" Tom recursed
264 ) "This is recursive" said Tom recursively
290 ) "I need wiring with 3-core cable " said Tom reflexively
168 ) "I still prefer my old gas oven, " said Tom regularly
564 ) "No, no, no, no, no " Tom reiterated
564a ) "Shirley It, It, It, It, It " Tom reiterated
95 ) "Burrrrrrppppp ! " said Tom repeatedly
563 ) "I usually ohl retreads " Tom replied
403 ) "My capuchin monkey's grown another tail " said Tom reprehensibly
372 ) "I think Pythagoras was right after all " said Tom reprovingly
438 ) "There's an error here, Mr. Singh " said Tom reprovingly
73 ) "If you don't eat it now you'll be getting it for breakfast, " said Tom reservedly
507 ) "Paddy's stepped down " said Jerry resignedly
568 ) "I suppose I'll have to endorse it " said Tom resignedly
370 ) "What a great echo, reat echo, eat echo, 't ech ec " said Tom resoundingly
23 ) "I'm going in the lake again " Tom responded
292 ) "I'm going to counter-sue the bugger, " Tom retorted
483 ) "My diarrhoea is really bad today " said Tom retroactively
703 ) "I lbooyd hate those sigmoidoscopes" said Tom, retrospectively. [ARJ]
397 ) "Calf meat again, " said Tom revealingly
24 ) "More tea, Vicar? " said Tom reverently
277 ) "You need to get some DDT down the front of your Y-fronts " said Tom ridiculously
486 ) "I was tolled off by the verger " said Tom ringingly
525 ) "And in Alien the heroine is a lesbian icon " said Tom Ripley
201 ) "Add forty, multiply by two and subtract forty " said Tom roughly
220 ) "Ready to knock..., " said Tom roundly
221 ) "Turn the lock..., " said Tom squarely
222 ) "It's Playschool, " said Tom archly
424 ) "I've just eaten a whole kangeroo " said Tom ruefully
526 ) "My Wok has corroded" said Tom Rusty Lee
596 ) "I used to be a football manager" said Tom ruudly
520 ) "That's the chair where they check the new Pope isn't a woman " said Tom sacrilegiously
102 ) "I prefer hanging around bus stations with my anorak, duffel bag, thermos flask and sandwich box writing down all the bus numbers rather than going out with girls " said Tom sadly
103 ) "I always get so depressed in the winter, " said Tom sadly
705 ) "I keep my cash in a secure place" said Tom, safely. [ARJ]
288 ) "In time, I'll be worth a mint " said Tom sagely
552 ) "Those are the friends of the five french Pumbaas" said Tom sanctimoniously
658 ) "I always stay on in the office for a little hanky panky" said Tom scintillatingly
446 ) "I've got a job at Billingsgate " said Tom selfishly
188 ) "I like that sparkly dress " said Tom sequentially
160 ) "I'll make the cocktails " said Tom shakily
422 ) "Its a prosthetic device for eunuchs " said Tom shambolically
118 ) "Touché " said Tom sharply
162 ) "Look at that Scottish lamb urinating " said Tom sheepishly
373 ) "There'll never be another ewe " said Tom sheepishly
641 ) "I've got this smocking to do" said Tom shirley
158 ) "But I'm going to look smart " said Tom shirtily
157 ) "I _am_ going to wear my cycling clothes " said Tom shortly
467 ) "Size isn't everything " said Tom shortly
318 ) "I've got a brand new combine harvester, and I'll give you the key" sang Tom sidereally
344 ) " " said Tom silently
601 ) "The river in Luton is stupid" said Tom silly Lea
601a ) "and cross" Tom added angry Lea
64 ) "That's my identical twin brother " said Tom similarly
578 ) "I'm not married " said Tom singularly
156 ) "I'm not a transvestite " said Tom skirting the question
185 ) "My cooker only goes up to gas mark 1 " said Tom slovenly
183 ) "I now work for Fox " said Tom slyly
533 ) "{8^{o> " said Tom smiley
200 ) "I've just shaved " said Tom smoothly
662 ) "Can't you see it's a new paraffin lamp?" asked Tom, snootily [ARJ]
643 ) "I'm going into the other bar" said Tom snugly
644 ) "or perhaps the other other bar" said Tom loungingly
648 ) "/I'm/ going in the Public" said Tom commonly
651 ) "or maybe I'll just stay here" said Tom publicly
652 ) "and have another beer" said Tom bitterly
657 ) "and a little snack" said Tom crisply
579 ) "I'm taking antibiotics " said Tom soberly
504 ) "I like Tony Blair " said Tom socially
505 ) "Are you talking about New Labour? " said Jerry conservatively
506 ) "And Paddy Ashdown " said Tom liberally
682 ) "That bloke's a Spaniard" Tom said sombrely [ARJ]
87 ) "I fell off my bike " said Tom sorely
19 ) "I've got another tyre in the boot " said Tom sparingly
390 ) "I've an extra hob, " said Tom sparingly
59 ) "I wanted to be an Astronaut " said Tom spatially
301 ) "I had an accident with a lens-grinding machine " said Tom spectacularly
376 ) "There's a fly mark on my windscreen " said Tom speculated
685 ) "One of my gobbies is hardening" Tom said Spoonerly [ARJ]
699 ) "Pass me the tourniquet" said Tom, staunchly. [ARJ]
128 ) "My hi-fi is very run-of-the-mill, " said Tom stereotypically
110 ) "Trust me, I'm a proctologist " said Tom sternly
164 ) "My cabin's at the back of the boat, " said Tom sternly
562 ) "I cannot confirm or deny my membership of the Masons " Tom stonewalled
241 ) "I am a rock, I am an i...i..i...island... " sang Tom stonily
693 ) "And some Guinness" he added, stoutly. [ARJ]
452 ) "Follow my footsteps " said Tom stridently
544 ) "Follow in my footsteps " said Tom stridently
161 ) "I voted for (insert political party of choice " said Tom stupidly
371 ) "I've got your letter in my hand admitted " said Tom submissively
388 ) "I manage a division of Sequent, " said Tom subsequently
58 ) "I pulled out the blockage in the bowl in the kitchen " said Tom succinctly
349 ) "But I always clear blockages this way " said Tom succinctly
704 ) "I might have an idea" said Tom, suggestively. [ARJ]
528 ) "I'm gonna open the window it's so stuffy in here " said Tom summarily
681 ) "I love long words", Tom said supercalifragilisticexpialidociously. [ARJ]
412 ) "The dace is a surface feeder " said Tom superficially
423 ) "I'll have the fish soup, " said Tom superficially
539 ) "It was THIS big " said Tom superficially
320 ) "I hereby present you with the Best Teacher award " said Tom surprisingly
411 ) "I'm allergic to treacle " said Tom surreptitiously
675 ) "Molasses makes me sneeze" said Tom. surreptitiously [ARJ]
547 ) "Let's send out for Chinese food! " said Tom sweet and sourly
130 ) "This is self-referential, " said Tom swiftly
545 ) "All this nonsense is very derivative " said Tom swiftly
131 ) "I don't see how, " said Tom myopically
132 ) "I do, " said Tom glassily
632 ) "I can do the backstroke with a Chinese vase on my chest" said Tom swimmingly
565 ) "My friend only has 16mB RAM " said Tom sympathetically
171 ) "I've nailed that carpet down " said Tom tactfully
242 ) "I'm all covered with jam and pastry, " said Tom tartly
462 ) "Fifteen quid for half and half " said Tom tartly
628 ) "Only five pounds for a quickie dearie" said Tom tartly
416 ) "Technical drawing was the most boring subject at school " said Tom tediously
317 ) "If the world should stop revolving, turning, spinning softly down to die" sang Tom telepathically
576 ) "I'll give you a call " said Tom telephonically
367 ) "I always keep a few court cards up my sleeve " said Tom tenaciously
283 ) "I've got nearly a dozen sheds, but I keep quiet about it " said Tom tendentiously
701 ) "I offered her a couple of bob" said Tom. tenderly. [ARJ]
444 ) "Do not put your fingers in the electric socket " said Tom terminally
613 ) "I've always been a big fan of Ivan" said Tom terribly
38 ) "I wonder if this will work " said Tom testily
149 ) "oBllocks " said Tom testily
181 ) "Deanna married a local in Bangkok " said Tom tidily
312 ) "It's caused by the gravitational attraction of the moon on the ocean " said Tom tidily
457 ) "I know where to sell my songs " said Tom TinPanAlley
233 ) "I've been run over by a car " said Tom tiredly
669 ) "Good grief, is that the time? I'm supposed to be having a breast implant fitted!" said Tomasina, titillatingly. [ARJ]
332 ) "I feel like a bird " Tom tittered
458 ) "Pity about Alan Clark " said Tom torridly
399 ) "That radio you sent me got damaged en route " said Tom transcendentally
686 ) "My mother and father are invisible!" Said Tom transparently. [ARJ]
205 ) "I'm on an arborial maintenance team " said Tom tremendously
147 ) "I ride a British motorbike, " said Tom triumphantly
553 ) "I couldn't get tickets off any of the contestants on 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue'" " said Tom triumphantly
420 ) "Wotcher mean, bragging? " said Tom turgidly
509 ) "Wotcher mean, bragging? " said Tom turgidly???
289 ) "Keep your opinions to yourself " said Tom unadvisedly
588 ) "I've lost my Teddy" said Tom unbearably
482 ) "It's probably in there " said Heisenberg uncertainly
617 ) "Where's Harry ?" said Tom uncommunicatively
481 ) "Peekaboo " said Tom underhandedly
616 ) "There's nowt like the real thing" said Tom underhandedly
21 ) "There aren't any chairs in the cellar " said Tom understandingly
99 ) "som?on?s b??n ?rasing som? l?tt?rs from my sp??ch " said Tom uneasily
490 ) " 'Recursion' - see 'recursion' " said Tom unendingly
74 ) "I'm suffocating " said Tom unerringly
491 ) "I've finally got a clean compilation " said Tom unerringly
695 ) "Now I've lost my fish" said Tom, unerringly. [ARJ]
593 ) "I can't stand going to the South-East. It makes me lisp" said Tom unethically.
244 ) "My mouth's gone all dry " said Tom unexpectedly
603a ) "Well I've always supported the Reds" said Tom unitedly
302 ) "I always leave a good margin for error " said Tom unjustly
409 ) "Right, you Loch Ness monsters, give each other a bit of room " said Tom unnecessarily
410 ) "#*&@" said Tom unprintably
419 ) "I've got 450,000 Green Shield stamps in that cupboard " said Tom unredeemably belatedly collectedly
106 ) " " said Tom unremarkably
380 ) "No seats? I suppose I'll have to stand all the way " said Tom unreservedly
321 ) "...and I take it away again for professional misconduct " said Tom unsurprisingly
575 ) "I'd forgotten about that " said Tom unthinkingly
678 ) "I wanna divorce" said Tom, un-uxoriously [ARJ]
660 ) "Bud. Er." said Tom unwisely
480 ) "It's going to be the first lion in space " said Tom uproariously
679 ) "Let's live with /your/ parents" said Tom, uxorilocally [ARJ]
285 ) "The doctor it was easy to take blood from me " said Tom vaingloriously
187 ) "If the French are our friends they will put a green mark after our sums " said Tom vertically
248 ) "Patience is an example, " said Tom virtually
152 ) "This _is_ a crowded funeral " said Tom wakefully
10 ) "I've got lots of clothes on " said Tom warily
66 ) "I'm ill, I won't be in for the next seven days " said Tom weakly
587 ) "Can you help me look for my friend" said Tom where's wally
6 ) "My electrocardiogram's fine " said Tom wholeheartedly
541 ) "I'll take both atria and the two ventricles " said Tom wholeheartedly
393 ) "I'm wrapped in oil-soaked cord, " said Tom wickedly
232 ) "I do hope Lee wins! thought " said Tom willingly
114 ) "Royal Flush! " said Tom winningly
72 ) "I'm fed up of playing cards, " said Tom wistfully
159 ) "There's a wind getting up " said Tom with gusto
217 ) "Now I can ask my girlfriend to get engaged, " said Tom witheringly
692 ) "I brought a fish" said Tom, witheringly. [ARJ]
170 ) "I just puked up in my shed, " said Tom wretchedly
468 ) "I'll bet a rat could run across this crust " said Tom zymurgically
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