Return to sheds
Return to sheds (cloff winners in colour)
Silence of the Wolves
Dances with Lambs
Basic Recall
Fatal Instinct
Total Attraction
China Busters
Ghost Syndrome
Bring me the Grave of Alfredo Garcia
Shallow Head (not as good as Qrrc Guebzg)
The Battleship Popeye
Potemkin The Sailor Man
101 Cowboys Go America
Leningrad Dalmatians
Ice Stations In The Mist
Gorilla Zebra
Dalmatians Go Business
101 Hamlets
Brief Orange
A Clockwork Encounter
Doctor Without End
Night Strangelove
The Manhattan Movie
The Muppet Project
Cats and Dragons
Dungeons and Dogs
You Only Live Men
All The Presidents Twice
The Pope Does Dallas
Debbie Must Die
Saturday Night And The Sundance Kid
Butch Cassidy and Sunday Morning
Krakatoa: Hot
Some Like It West Of Java
1,000,000 Years Before The Mast
15 Years BC
The Land In The White Suit
The Man That Time Forgot
The Cook, The Thief, The wife and her motorcycle.
Girl on a lover.
Free Society.
Dead Poets Willy.
Back to the Husband
An Ideal Future.
Mystery Weeks
Another 9½ Men
Blue Tease
The Big Streak
My Favourite Tease
The Big Martian
Life at Tiffany's
A Breakfast Less Ordinary
Seven Brides for Seven Apes
Planet of the Brothers
Benjamin 22
Catch Private
Mercury Hot
Some like it Rising
1901
2084
Taxi Project
The Blair Witch Driver
King Queen
African Rat
Fahrenheit 39
The 451 Steps
The purple of purple
The colour of Cairo's rose
The Seven Year View
A Room With An Itch
Gone From The Black Lagoon
The Creature With The Wind
Romancing the Rock
The Stone
Eraser Peaks
Twin Head
The little men
X Mermaid
Crouching Bride, Hidden Brother
Seven Tigers for Seven Dragons
Ice Station King
The Lion Zebra
Plan 9 From Alex
Ice Cold In Outer Space
Forrest Christ
The last temptation of Gump
The Dragon of the Baskervilles
Enter the Hound
101 Weddings
Four Dalmations and a Funeral
Battle of the Panther's Nest
Death on the Plate
One flew over the River Nile
The Pink Bismarck
The Hound of Fire
Sink the Balloon
The Red Holiday
M. Hulot's Cuckoo
Chariots of the Baskervilles
Doctor Billy Elliot
Mutiny in the House
The Caine Society
The Wizard Book of Oz
Dead Poets' Jungle
Caine on the Bounty
My Fair Largo
Key Lady
Watership West:
Once upon a time in the down
Deep Boot
Das Throat
Silence of the Jedi
Return of the lambs
Free Dollars[1]
A Fistful of Willy
On Her Majesty's Secret Broomstick
Bedknobs and Service
Cider with Fiction
Pulp Rosie
Duck Liasons
Dangerous Soup
Diamonds Are Twice
You Only Live Forever
Free Hot
Some Like It, Willy
The Big Sister
The Little Sleep
20,000 Leagues Under The Saddle
Blazing Seas
My Fair Dragon
Enter the Lady
One Flew Over The Eagle's Nest
Where Cuckoos Dare
Amy Ridge
Chasing Heartbreak
Krakatoa, East by Northwest
North of Java
Carmen Terthegarden Maude ?
Carmen Geddit?
Carmen Seethey-Anna Mules
Carmen Carmen, Carmen Carmen, Carmen Carmen Carmen I said ! Jew wanna bee in my
gang
Carmen Carmen Carmen Carmen Carmen Call me Lee-Anne.
Carmen Aye Lean
Instant Carmen
Carmen Avagoifyewthink Yerardenuff
Carmen Orff
Carmen Pheel Thenoize
"Sue Denim"? Lbooyd ehll, that's worse than "Dan Glebbitz".
Emma Chiset.
Irish Stew (inner neigh moth allure)
Letsby Avenue
Lucy Lastick
Sam and Janet Evening
Xavier Breff, Javier Kay-Kaneetit And Jose Allovus.
Mandy Boules
I know three wimmin called Cath and they are all erm, *strong* wimmin. I like 'em.
Cath Eater, Cath o'Lick and Cath Ark-Starn ?
Cath O'Dray, Cath Ondelivry, an Cath Ascatchkan
Cath Artic (she was very flexible), Cath ElProd (bit of a moo) and
Cath I O'Dermy who really got under my skin.
Cath Eacum ome, Cath A Society and Cath erring nutsinmay
Cath Alist, Cath Flo Crisis, an Cath Inpoint
An interference of social jbexref
A disapproval of health visitors
A delivery of midwives
A probing of gynaecologists
An embroidery of crewel nurses
A Lie of Politicians
An Exasperation of teachers
A Wimsey of Spinsters
A Cloff of Sheddi
A wunch of bankers
A thicket of police..
A chant of monks
A frustration of nuns
An impedance of wbosworths
A unlikihood of tuits
A disagreement of consultants.
A wallop of mechanics.
An absence of gas men.
A weal of slugs
An exposure of labourers?
A cleave of brickies.
A transience of celebrities
A cyst of game show hosts
A trough of lawyers
An imbecility of estate agents
A spite of arjspaper columnists
A hopelessness of party leaders
A pointlessness of economists
An inevitability of bad arjs
A conspiracy of coincidences
A paranoia of conspiracies...
Oh, you don't want any SynchroniciTea. Every time you sit down and take a sip,
something happens..
Might be nice on occassion. How about SerendipiTea?
Or on informal occasions, CasualTea
Funerals FinaliTea
Guided Tours ConductiviTea
And for something completely different DispariTea
Chasty Tea
Infy Delhi Tea
Morry Are Tea
My tea, Quinn
Liver tea, eagle-eye tea, fritter knee tea
CarolTea ^H^H^H^H oops, sorry, promised I wooden qb that
Bass El Fowl Tea
Wunntoo Tea
Hymamannbet Tea
ChipBer Tea
NoOneLuvsaFairyWenneesFor Tea
JonnporlGet Tea
Bakkabobset Tea
Two-tea FrooTea
M.O.Tea
EasyTea
Manchester Sea Tea
The Naughty Nine Teas.
S
tupidy Tea
For meetings - CommiTea
For confusion - CasualiTea
Write more lines of poetry - AdversiTea
Past the sell by date - AntiquiTea
Not tested on animules - SafeTea
Not very nice - GrotTea
Groan Up? PewBertTea
For pendants: DottheiandcrosstheTea
For sad gits: PitTea
For lookers: TotTea
Obscure reference: "Sweetheart, the Hughses offer verse at tea."
Screwtape,...on his tee is the best poll I see.
Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns
Cordon Insanitaire?
Cordon Brown.
Corn Asian's teat
Cordon Bennet
Cor Donleone
Corps DunRoamin
Cordon espalier.
Cor blimey!
Corps d'hall my tea
Cor, on gley.
Sheik Yamani
Sheik Yabooty
Sheik Yer Tush
Sheikh Gheet Al-Abhout
Sheikh Al Eg
Sheikh and vac (and put the serfuarff back.... )
Sheik Rattlenroll
Sheik Itupbabynow
Sheik Wev'Hara
Sheik E. Kertains
Sheik Stadium
Milk Sheik
Sheikh E. Stevens
Sikh, and you shall be discriminated against
Sikh, as a parrot
Sikh and destroy
Sikh Ewe Kumber
Sikh Inge Helichoppers
Sikh heating missile
Sikh ale
Sikh Kyle
Help! It's the Sikh writ pleas!
Listen......do you want to know a Sikh writ?
Anal G Sikh
Sikh bey