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Other (lesser) wibbles have FAQs (frequently asked questions). Well this being the shed we have a FUQ (frequently unanswered questions). These are questions that while they are frequently asked, are never, ever answered. COJ (that's me folks) recently posted these questions in the shed and they are repeated here in their entirety, plus the definininitive answers from Dave Bloke.
(... oh buggrit)
| c o jones wrote: | Dave Bloke answerered: |
| > Why do Bob's trousers fall down when he says <Hooray !> | Same reason everybody else's do |
| > Who is Harry Marsh ? | In a very real sense, we are all Harry Marsh |
| > How many lurkers are there ? | 1382. Exactly. |
| > When will the tuits arrive ? | I'll check that out, when I get time. |
| > What is it about the back of Bob's sofa ? | If we told you, we'd have to kill you. |
| > Does John Peel read this ? | One of his minions, I reckon. Own up, you blighter. |
| > Can you funt a chicken ? | Is it a looker? |
| > Is it a looker ? | Is it a chicken? |